Cast
Aly Belcourt
she/they
- is a Tamagotchi
- ...a Tamagotchi wearing a human costume
- is grateful for gluten
Jessie Rivest
she/her
- has a phobia of fish
- has a phobia of grass
- doesn't get out much
Kenny Thyssen
he/him
- actually a spy
- mission obj—
- —END OF DOSSIER
Scott Lougheed
he/they
- addicted to soda water
- fuelled by coffee
- where's my coffee
Simon Buck
he/him
- the only funny one
- also the hot one
- hey get off my computer simon
Stephane Magne
he/him
- once found a nickel
- can see living people
- later lost the nickel