Cast
Aly Belcourt
she/they
- is a Tamagotchi
- ...a Tamagotchi wearing a human costume
- is grateful for gluten
Candice Daoust
she/her
- big believer in “Yes, and”
- resting approachable face
- no, stop.
Molly Harrison
she/her
- can't find my keys
- can't find my phone
- forgot the third thing
Scott Lougheed
he/they
- addicted to soda water
- fuelled by coffee
- where's my coffee
Simon Buck
he/him
- the only funny one
- also the hot one
- hey get off my computer simon
Taylor Millett
she/her
- Est. Dork Since 1991
- CRAZY 8 COUNTDOWN QUEEN, those who dare...challenge accepted
- Speaks some spanish: A las ventanas a las paredes, mira como el sudor gotea por mis testículos. SKEET SKEET MF'S!
Alumni
Jessie Rivest
she/her
- has a phobia of fish
- has a phobia of grass
- doesn't get out much
Kenny Thyssen
he/him
- actually a spy
- mission obj—
- —END OF DOSSIER
Stephane Magne
he/him
- once found a nickel
- can see living people
- later lost the nickel